I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

-- Owl City - Fireflies

"Hey, I just thought up something! Is the world round? Is the world flat? Does the world really really have a hat?"

Cleverbot being very clever back in 2011.

Shravi threatened to kill me by mail.

I'm taking that as a compliment as well. 

"You are one hell of a girl!"

Thanks to USA.
#one hell of a compliment

I have been ridiculously, excessively, exceedingly, inordinately social the last couple of days

And quoting myself, apparently

There's a handful of things I claim to like: cats, cheese, armadillos...

Armadillos! Wait a min, where did that come from?

A box of jelly beans appeared on the table!

So that's what I missed when I was away! #back in Melbourne